May282012
May242012
11PM
10PM

One of my favorite lines in a due South fanfic ever:
“Did Diefenbaker put you up to this?”

May202012

collinscolossalcock:

strawberrydefjam:

who came up with the word colonel and what is their problem

#probably the same person who made ‘read’ past tense of ‘read’

and spelled ‘lisp’ with an ‘s’

(via popkin16)

May142012
May92012
May62012

And like the cycle of the seasons, the cycle of the avatar begins anew.

(Source: jenlaws, via vampslayertiff)

May52012

mychemicalnachos:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

(Source: sombriero, via popkin16)

2AM

random-nexus:

kippling:

Best attitude to life ever.

This! ^

May32012

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

daily-disney:

kuzco - the emperor’s new groove quotes.

there aren’t words

for my love of kuzco

(via 51stcenturyjess)

1AM

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
April302012
2AM
2AM
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