there was a joke about sexting somewhere in here
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there was a joke about sexting somewhere in here
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two millennials are barreling towards adulthood at 95 miles per hour. one of them has been coated with the most extravagant paint money can buy, but their steering apparatus is locked up until that coat’s paid off; the other’s breaks have been ripped out mid-trip, the thief yelling, “what, did…
I read Good Omens recently, and it is awesome!! when is the tv show coming out?
and thanks guys for not un-following me!! i had to move into a new apartment — but everything’s good now!
9/28: quick layout edit cause the other was eating my resolutions… for some reason. hope this doesn’t look too awkward?
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EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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NO
YES
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1) Just because I’m not smiling doesn’t mean I’m in a bad mood. I’m usually having a pretty good day. (The fastest way to ruin this is to ask me if I’m in a bad mood. Keep asking and you’ll see what a bad mood looks like.)
2) Just because I don’t want to talk doesn’t mean I’m not willing to…
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Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
I don’t know how I missed this…
this is so deep. disney movies are the best uuuuuuuu
Shit writing on Disneys part to never clarify this, and I’ve seen those movies a dozen times.
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Vidder: duchesscloverly
Length: 3:01
Genre: au, angst, drama, romance
Description:Mycroft and Sherlock were cursed to live forever. If they fall in love the curse will be broken. If their feelings are not returned they will die. Unable to cope with the idea of living forever alone they try to dissuade the other from forming attachments to John Watson and Greg Lestrade. Unfortunately they can’t help themselves and when the curse starts to weaken them they have no choice but to admit their secret.
Why momo likes this video
This is so, so heartbreaking. I’m feeling the urge to write fic for that. Or read fic for it. I just love the idea and duchesscloverly is so very adept at editing. This is just beautiful.
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